Oakland A's Days Ponders the Cosmos

We here at Oakland A's Days are feeling somewhat contemplative today and in that spirit offer up some questions to the Universe:

Will the A's offense wake up for this weekend's series against the Giants?

Is Milton Bradley somehow a more sensitive being than the rest of us?  Could that explain both why he is always hurt and so emotional?  And in any event, should we give up hope for him having a big impact this year?

Are we insane for thinking that Robert Buan's hair actually looks a little better lately?

What's up with the ice cream cookie sandwiches at the Coliseum?  Does Aramark not understand the importance of predictability?

When will Frank Thomas be back?  How about Rich Harden?

Can we please see the highlights of the incredible 17th inning teaminess (a la the College World Series) one more time?  Pretty please?

Can we learn to love Gaudin, Halsey, Keislar and whatever other randoms are going to occupy the A's bullpen?  And what is the point of Jay Witasick?

Pink A's gear -- WHY?

And, as always:  Why doesn't Stomper wear white shoes?

Comments

[Kenny]

Also...

Why doesn't Stomper wear yellow sanis under the green stirrups? The black shoes and white sanis are very un-A's.

[Steve-O]

I wish they sold "Its-Its" at A's games. Now that's an ice cream sandwich! Personal Favorite: Mint Chip!

[Anna]

All signs point to 'yes.'

There. I am at least as helpful as an 8 ball.