We love rhyming things. So that makes us think that Dan Johnson to the team formerly known as the D. Rays isn't so bad. D.J., D. Rays sounds pretty good.
Even though Dan Johnson never really made a mark in Oakland, we still like him. He is quirky (even his medical ailments are quirky -- dry eyes?). He has personality. And he had (a few) great baseball moments here.
We wish him the best.